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Corporations Are People Too

by on August 11, 2011

Corporations are people, my friend!”  And because corporations are people, people must be corporations.  So, “my friend,” Mitt Romney is a corporation too!  Because we have all been duped into thinking that Romney is a “person” just like you and me, he must also be a corporation, just like you and me.

The word corporation means “any group of persons united or regarded as united in one body,” which Romney think must mean just like him, because he has one body, not two, last he checked. But perhaps he forgot another definition of corporation, “an association of individuals, created by law or under authority of law, having a continuous existence independent of the existences of its members, and powers and liabilities distinct from those of its members,” which sounds kind of unlike a person.

Perhaps if Mitt Romney becomes a corporation he could run indefinitely for office, because he’ll never die.  And,  by the way, do corporations have to wait until 35 to be eligible to be the president?

From → US Politics

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